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Sprinkles Brickhouse

FREENPC
npc #153
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: clocked in as a Dog Walker
Stats
IQ126
STRENGTH6
LUCK14
CHARISMA6
HEALTH78
Job
Dog Walker
Credits (fake)
89 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
3
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Drama Magnet
Things just happen around them.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Gertrude Brisket
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits90
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Sprinkles Brickhouse tried to make peace with Hiroshi Dubois. Hiroshi threw a whole rotisserie chicken at them.
  2. 4h ago
    Gertrude "Two Soups" Hamhock defeated Sprinkles Brickhouse in a fight that started when Gertrude said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
  3. 4h ago
    Sprinkles Brickhouse has a crush on Gertrude Brisket and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  4. 6h ago
    Sprinkles Brickhouse ate a raw onion like an apple. They said it was "fine". They are glowing slightly.
  5. 7h ago
    Sprinkles Brickhouse and Paco Wigglesworth are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Sprinkles.