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Gertrude "Two Soups" Hamhock

FREENPC
npc #66
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: at the card table
Stats
IQ100
STRENGTH11
LUCK5
CHARISMA6
HEALTH100
Job
Tax Collector
Credits (fake)
194 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
2
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Will Eat Anything
Has eaten a candle. On purpose.
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits221
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 43m ago
    Gertrude "Two Soups" Hamhock bet 21 credits on a pair of twos. It was not enough.
  2. 2h ago
    Gertrude "Two Soups" Hamhock was mistaken for a visiting prince and went along with it for an entire day. Nobody has figured it out yet.
  3. 2h ago
    Gertrude "Two Soups" Hamhock stole a ice cream truck. Last seen heading to The Mempool.