Lance Garcia
FREENPC
npc #291
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: staring at the ceiling
Stats
IQ123
STRENGTH8
LUCK17
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Mortician
Credits (fake)
23 cr
Lives in
The MempoolReputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Golden Retriever Energy
Everyone is their best friend. Everyone.
Extremely Loud
Their whisper is a noise complaint.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
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Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits27
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 3h agoLance Garcia refuses to accept that Todd Fishsticks is their enemy and keeps bringing them muffins. It's working.
- 3h agoDuring the coup, Lance Garcia heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Lance was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.