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Loretta Lasagna

FREENPC
npc #212
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: exploring Fishgut Docks
Stats
IQ111
STRENGTH17
LUCK10
CHARISMA5
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
116 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Anarchist
Refuses to stand in lines on principle.
Chronically Lazy
Peak performance is horizontal.
Toxic Optimist
The building is on fire, but think of the warmth!
Gullible
Bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits120
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 4h ago
    Loretta Lasagna has been waiting in line at The Mempool for 4 hours. Their entry is "pending".