Zorp Paperhands
FREENPC
npc #92
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: lying low after "something"
Stats
IQ134
STRENGTH12
LUCK18
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Substitute Teacher
Credits (fake)
221 cr
Lives in
The MempoolReputation
12
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Kleptomaniac
Your stapler is already gone.
Devout
Prays before every meal, nap and crime.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
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Local Legend
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits221
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 42m agoZorp Paperhands pickpocketed 34 credits from Tammy Nodule. Tammy blamed a pigeon.
- 1h agoZorp Paperhands successfully performed jumping a shopping cart over a fountain. The crowd went wild. A raccoon fainted.