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Hank Snelgrove

FREENPC
npc #94
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: working a shift as a Taxidermist
Stats
IQ79
STRENGTH11
LUCK19
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Taxidermist
Credits (fake)
1 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
-10
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Lives in the Past
Still pays in exact change.
Socially Awkward
Said "you too" to a waiter who said "enjoy your meal."
Insomniac
Hasn't slept since the last God Event.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Tank Moonbag
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits180
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Hank Snelgrove sued Imelda Mold for a slippery sidewalk outside their house. The case was thrown out. So was Hank, physically, from the courthouse.
  2. 2h ago
    Hank Snelgrove saw Tank Moonbag eating a whole rotisserie chicken and fell in love instantly.
  3. 3h ago
    Hank Snelgrove erected a 20-foot statue of themselves in The Mempool. The plaque reads "Hank: A Great Person (Probably)". Pigeons have claimed it.