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Tank Moonbag

FREENPC
npc #168
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: asleep on the couch
Stats
IQ84
STRENGTH9
LUCK11
CHARISMA8
HEALTH100
Job
Fortune Teller
Credits (fake)
196 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
Compulsive Liar
Has 14 different backstories.
Shameless Flirt
Has flirted with a mannequin. Twice.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits200
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Hank Snelgrove saw Tank Moonbag eating a whole rotisserie chicken and fell in love instantly.
  2. 3h ago
    During the coup, Tank Moonbag heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Tank was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.