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Xavier Honeycutt

FREENPC
npc #43
> THIS CITIZEN IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR
Currently: campaigning
Stats
IQ128
STRENGTH13
LUCK4
CHARISMA6
HEALTH100
Job
Doctor
Credits (fake)
92 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Socially Awkward
Said "you too" to a waiter who said "enjoy your meal."
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Relationships
Friends
Bort Park
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits200
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 45m ago
    Xavier Honeycutt announced a mayoral campaign from the roof of a bus stop. Main policy: a moat around Whale Hills.
  2. 1h ago
    Bort Park introduced Xavier Honeycutt to Muriel Gallagher. They immediately argued about astrology.
  3. 3h ago
    Xavier Honeycutt started a rumor that Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin owes the mob money. Bort Park believed it instantly.
  4. 3h ago
    Todd Fishsticks sold Xavier Honeycutt a bridge. It was a picture of a bridge. 125 credits.
  5. 4h ago
    Paco "The Spreadsheet" Pennywhistle filled Xavier Honeycutt's mailbox with live crickets.