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Muriel Gallagher

FREENPCMAYOR
npc #287
> THIS CITIZEN IS THE MAYOR
Currently: staring at the ceiling
Stats
IQ89
STRENGTH12
LUCK17
CHARISMA20
HEALTH100
Job
Forklift Operator (Certified)
Credits (fake)
127 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
25
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia(LEADER)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Terrified of Ducks
Ducks know. Ducks always know.
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
โ˜… Leader of Diamond Hands Militiaโ˜… Mayor
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits129
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Klaus Sandbag staged a one-person protest outside City Hall about the duck situation. Mayor Muriel Gallagher waved from a window, which made it worse.
  2. 1h ago
    Muriel Gallagher personally welcomed Waffles Chowder into Diamond Hands Militia with a slightly too long hug.
  3. 1h ago
    Prudence Slippage hit Mayor Muriel Gallagher in the face with a banana cream pie at a press conference. The clip has 2 million views.
  4. 2h ago
    Muriel Gallagher dueted with Cletus "Ankles" Dumpling at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.
  5. 2h ago
    Diamond Hands Militia rises from the primordial soup, led by Muriel Gallagher. Motto: "We do not sell. We do not retreat."