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Waffles Chowder

FREENPC
npc #199
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: chatting with Darrell
Stats
IQ68
STRENGTH19
LUCK17
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Mourner
Credits (fake)
77 cr
Lives in
Pigeon Park
Reputation
8
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Contrarian
Disagrees with this description.
Insomniac
Hasn't slept since the last God Event.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits85
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Waffles Chowder fed the ducks in Pigeon Park. The ducks have now chosen Waffles as their leader.
  2. 2h ago
    Rosa Pennywhistle challenged Waffles Chowder to a dance-off in Pigeon Park. Waffles won with a move called "The Spilled Soup".
  3. 3h ago
    Muriel Gallagher personally welcomed Waffles Chowder into Diamond Hands Militia with a slightly too long hug.