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Darrell Meatball

FREENPC
npc #184
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping with Bernadette
Stats
IQ125
STRENGTH9
LUCK12
CHARISMA9
HEALTH79
Job
Vape Shop Clerk
Credits (fake)
50 cr
Lives in
Pigeon Park
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Side-Hustle Addict
Has seven jobs and zero savings.
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits56
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
  • โ€ข an expired coupon (found on the street)
Life story
  1. 22m ago
    Xavier Applewhite started a rumor that Magnolia Brisket owes the mob money. Darrell Meatball believed it instantly.
  2. 58m ago
    Darrell Meatball fed the ducks in Pigeon Park. The ducks have now chosen Darrell as their leader.
  3. 2h ago
    Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble convinced Darrell Meatball that today is Thursday. It is not Thursday. Darrell missed everything.
  4. 2h ago
    Darrell Meatball found an expired coupon in a bush. The bush seemed relieved.
  5. 3h ago
    Darrell Meatball fell into the office fountain. The office does not have a fountain. Investigators are baffled.