Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble
FREENPC
npc #40
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out with Igor
Stats
IQ105
STRENGTH10
LUCK17
CHARISMA11
HEALTH65
Job
Lawyer
Credits (fake)
94 cr
Lives in
Whale HillsReputation
3
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Talks to Pigeons
The pigeons talk back. Mostly about bread.
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Hidden attribute
???
Refuses to touch coins.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits104
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 50m agoIgor Blackwood called Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble "a group project" in front of everyone at a sinkhole.
- 4h agoRosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble attempted a backflip off City Hall. It went about as well as you'd expect.
- 4h agoโ๏ธ BATTLE OF SMOG FLATS: The Cul-de-Sac Kings (33) attacked, but Diamond Hands Militia (59) HELD THE LINE. Smog Flats stays with Diamond Hands Militia. Highlights: Waffles Chowder got lost on the way and arrived as it ended; Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen got lost on the way and arrived as it ended. 3 fighters were carried off the field. Loot: 54 credits.
- 4h agoโ๏ธ Diamond Hands Militia (59 fighters) marched into unclaimed Bazaar of Bad Ideas and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble charged in first, screaming the motto wrong; Tiffany Brisket hid in a dumpster for the entire battle.
- 6h agoRosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble convinced Darrell Meatball that today is Thursday. It is not Thursday. Darrell missed everything.
- 6h agoBingus "Two Times" Duckbane started a rumor that Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble owes the mob money. Yolanda Brisket believed it instantly.