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Penelope "Mayonnaise" Wobblebottom

FREENPC
npc #178
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocking in
Stats
IQ103
STRENGTH5
LUCK11
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Dog Walker
Credits (fake)
206 cr
Lives in
Whale Hills
Reputation
0
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Devout
Prays before every meal, nap and crime.
Side-Hustle Addict
Has seven jobs and zero savings.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears a suspiciously nice watch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits208
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 17m ago
    Penelope "Mayonnaise" Wobblebottom had a mildly eventful day as a Dog Walker.