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Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb

FREENPC
npc #250
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: staring at the ceiling
Stats
IQ72
STRENGTH13
LUCK13
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Ghost Hunter
Credits (fake)
103 cr
Lives in
Whale Hills
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Extremely Petty
Remembers who forgot their birthday in 1997.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Frog Enthusiast
Has a frog tattoo, a frog car and a frog lawyer.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits105
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 21m ago
    Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb slept for 19 hours straight and missed their own birthday party.
  2. 2h ago
    Glarb Sprocket found Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb's wallet and kept the 43 credits. They returned the empty wallet "as a courtesy".
  3. 2h ago
    Bort Hollowell and Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  4. 4h ago
    During the coup, Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Wilbur was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.