Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen
FREENPC
npc #138
> THIS CITIZEN RUNS A BUSINESS
Currently: plotting something
Stats
IQ70
STRENGTH9
LUCK9
CHARISMA19
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
190 cr
Lives in
Frog MarshReputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Extremely Loud
Their whisper is a noise complaint.
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
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Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits213
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"Fry Me To The Moon", a haunted car washLife story
- 23m agoDingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen is blackmailing Todd Fishsticks over a "certain incident". Todd paid 63 credits to keep it quiet. For now.
- 1h agoDingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen slept for 19 hours straight and missed an extremely important appointment.
- 3h agoDingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen quit dreaming and opened "Fry Me To The Moon" (a haunted car wash) in Frog Marsh. Investors: their mom.
- 4h agoDingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen lied about everything on their resume and is now a Mall Cop.
- 4h agoMei McNugget is the new leader of Bagholders Anonymous after Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen left. The vibes are tense.
- 4h agoDuring the coup, Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Dingus was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.
- 4h agoBagholders Anonymous rises from the primordial soup, led by Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen. Motto: "We're still early."