Wilbur Butterbean
FREENPC
npc #241
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: chanting the motto of Diamond Hands Militia
Stats
IQ107
STRENGTH14
LUCK9
CHARISMA18
HEALTH100
Job
Dental Hygienist
Credits (fake)
86 cr
Lives in
Frog MarshReputation
8
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Hidden attribute
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Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits90
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 32m agoJorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher and Wilbur Butterbean are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Jorge.
- 3h agoWilbur Butterbean is now a Dental Hygienist. Their interview answer to "where do you see yourself in five years" was "in prison, probably."
- 3h agoEzekiel Gravel challenged Wilbur Butterbean to a dance-off in Frog Marsh. Wilbur won with a move called "The Lawnmower".