Ezekiel Gravel
FREENPC
npc #12
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on break from being a Librarian
Stats
IQ93
STRENGTH18
LUCK13
CHARISMA13
HEALTH69
Job
Librarian
Credits (fake)
62 cr
Lives in
Frog MarshReputation
3
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits62
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 30m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 2h agoEzekiel Gravel rallied Bagholders Anonymous for war with a speech about destiny. Morale +5.
- 3h agoEzekiel Gravel fell into the office fountain. The office does not have a fountain. Investigators are baffled.
- 4h agoEzekiel Gravel challenged Wilbur Butterbean to a dance-off in Frog Marsh. Wilbur won with a move called "The Lawnmower".