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Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout

FREENPC
npc #172
> THIS CITIZEN RUNS A BUSINESS
Currently: counting the till at "Rug Pull Rugs"
Stats
IQ104
STRENGTH11
LUCK11
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Fisherman
Credits (fake)
-15 cr
Lives in
Frog Marsh
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Serial Entrepreneur
Has 11 failed businesses and a 12th idea.
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Bookworm
Reads terms of service for fun.
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Relationships
Best friends
Hiroshi Dubois
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits140
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"Rug Pull Rugs", a 24-hour notary
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout lied about everything on their resume and is now a Fisherman.
  2. 2h ago
    Paco Chowder started a rumor that Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout stole a park bench. Klaus Clownshoes believed it instantly.
  3. 3h ago
    Esther Nguyen started a podcast with Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout called "The Frog Files". Episode 1 is four hours long. Listeners: 2.
  4. 3h ago
    Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout got fired as a Vibe Consultant after replying-all with a meme. The meme was not good.
  5. 4h ago
    GRAND OPENING: "Rug Pull Rugs", a 24-hour notary, by Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout. Funded entirely by a loan from a man named Lenny.