Klaus Clownshoes
FREENPC
npc #78
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ118
STRENGTH11
LUCK8
CHARISMA11
HEALTH100
Job
Notary Public
Credits (fake)
170 cr
Lives in
Civic CenterReputation
0
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Forgives Everyone
Even the guy who stole their kidney.
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Toxic Optimist
The building is on fire, but think of the warmth!
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits172
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 50m agoKlaus Clownshoes glued Bjorn Huxley's shoes to the ceiling. Both are now standing on the ceiling? Nobody understands how.
- 2h agoPaco Chowder started a rumor that Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout stole a park bench. Klaus Clownshoes believed it instantly.