Paco Chowder
FREENPC
npc #170
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: nursing bruises
Stats
IQ120
STRENGTH10
LUCK12
CHARISMA18
HEALTH85
Job
Hot Dog Vendor
Credits (fake)
59 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
-5
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Prankster
Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.
Loves Paperwork
Filled out a form to request more forms.
Serial Entrepreneur
Has 11 failed businesses and a 12th idea.
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Has a birthmark shaped like a soup ladle.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits137
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 2m agoPaco Chowder challenged Gertrude Brisket to a DUEL with interpretive dance at high noon in Lucky Gutter. Gertrude was victorious. Paco demands a rematch.
- 38m agoGertrude Brisket mugged Paco Chowder in an alley in Lucky Gutter and took 57 credits. Paco will remember this.
- 1h agoPaco Chowder started a rumor that Garfield "The Rumor" Bumblesnout stole a park bench. Klaus Clownshoes believed it instantly.
- 2h agoPaco Chowder lost 15 credits and learned a valuable lesson. (They did not.)