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Dolph Mortgage

FREENPC
npc #295
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ106
STRENGTH11
LUCK9
CHARISMA7
HEALTH100
Job
Librarian
Credits (fake)
203 cr
Lives in
Civic Center
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Shameless Flirt
Has flirted with a mannequin. Twice.
Sore Loser
Flipped a Monopoly board. At a funeral.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits207
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 39m ago
    Dolph Mortgage ate a candle. They said it was "fine". They are glowing slightly.
  2. 2h ago
    Dolph Mortgage (Diamond Hands Militia) and Zeke Hamsandwich (Frog Truthers) got into a street fight in Civic Center. Dolph won one for Diamond Hands Militia.
  3. 2h ago
    Ingrid Brickhouse has developed a massive crush on Dolph Mortgage. They've already named their future goat.
  4. 3h ago
    During the coup, Dolph Mortgage heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Dolph was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.