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Bjorn Huxley

FREENPC
npc #248
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: recruiting
Stats
IQ66
STRENGTH14
LUCK8
CHARISMA19
HEALTH100
Job
Night Guard
Credits (fake)
232 cr
Lives in
Civic Center
Reputation
8
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Overconfident
Thinks they could land a plane.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits236
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 12m ago
    Klaus Clownshoes glued Bjorn Huxley's shoes to the ceiling. Both are now standing on the ceiling? Nobody understands how.
  2. 59m ago
    Bjorn Huxley tried to overthrow Mei McNugget as leader of Bagholders Anonymous and was EXPELLED. They took the office chair on the way out.
  3. 3h ago
    Bjorn Huxley got promoted at work. Their new title is "Senior Associate of Vibes". +91 credits.