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Carlos Burrito

FREENPC
npc #132
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: lighting a candle for good vibes
Stats
IQ116
STRENGTH13
LUCK10
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
216 cr
Lives in
Frog Marsh
Reputation
8
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Agent of Chaos
Just wants to watch the world burn (a little).
Workaholic
Took a laptop to their own wedding.
Hopeless Romantic
Falls in love with anyone who holds a door.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits222
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Carlos Burrito challenged Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher to a dance-off in Frog Marsh. Carlos won with a move called "The Spilled Soup".
  2. 2h ago
    Carlos Burrito was let go as a Notary Public. Security escorted them out. They took a stapler on the way.