Kayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito
FREENPC
npc #26
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping
Stats
IQ97
STRENGTH10
LUCK3
CHARISMA9
HEALTH91
Job
Crypto Analyst
Credits (fake)
12 cr
Lives in
Pigeon ParkReputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Terrified of Ducks
Ducks know. Ducks always know.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits22
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
- โข a commemorative spoon (found on the street)
- โข a pet goose named Mr. Whiskers (followed them home)
Life story
- 11m agoKayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito told Kyle Ramsbottom that Gertrude Escrow has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 51m agoKayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito found a commemorative spoon in a bush. The bush seemed relieved.
- 2h agoKyle Ramsbottom and Kayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito had a huge fight about whose turn it is to feed the seagull. They don't own a seagull.
- 2h agoKayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito tripped over a perfectly flat sidewalk.
- 4h agoA goose followed Kayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito home and refused to leave. Its name is now Mr. Whiskers. It runs the house.