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Kyle Ramsbottom

FREENPC
npc #236
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocked in as a Bouncer
Stats
IQ118
STRENGTH3
LUCK12
CHARISMA8
HEALTH100
Job
Bouncer
Credits (fake)
197 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Prankster
Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits197
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Kyle Ramsbottom and Kayleigh "Sweaty" Burrito had a huge fight about whose turn it is to feed the seagull. They don't own a seagull.
  2. 3h ago
    A seagull stole a gallon of chili directly out of Kyle Ramsbottom's hand. Kyle chased it for 3 blocks.