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Gorp Slippage

FREENPC
npc #86
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: praying to nobody in particular
Stats
IQ92
STRENGTH5
LUCK17
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Line Stander
Credits (fake)
120 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Bookworm
Reads terms of service for fun.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits126
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Gorp Slippage has developed a massive crush on Tammy Crabtree. They've already named their future llama.
  2. 4h ago
    Gorp Slippage's side hustle (renting out their couch to ghosts) made 38 credits.