Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist
FREENPC
npc #6
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: doing something inadvisable
Stats
IQ128
STRENGTH12
LUCK8
CHARISMA11
HEALTH100
Job
Urban Farmer
Credits (fake)
43 cr
Lives in
Bazaar of Bad IdeasReputation
3
Faction
Frog TruthersReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Conspiracy Theorist
The frogs are in on it.
Bookworm
Reads terms of service for fun.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears sunglasses indoors. At night.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits51
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 17m agoVinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist put a whoopee cushion on Crystal "Damp" Dumpling's chair at a funeral. It was Crystal's great-aunt's funeral.
- 28m agoโ๏ธ Frog Truthers (36 fighters) marched into unclaimed Pigeon Park and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged.
- 1h agoVinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist haggled with a Bazaar merchant for 2 hours over a used spoon. Won.
- 2h agoTiffany Hollowell told Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist that Chuck Gumbo has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 2h agoCletus Bottlecap tried to make peace with Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist. Vinny threw soup at them.
- 2h agoWinona Ratchet told Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist that Giuseppe Featherstone has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 3h agoVinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist started a fight with Bort Park in Bazaar of Bad Ideas. Vinny won using a folding chair.
- 4h agoVinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist accused Magnolia Pumpkin of microwaving fish at work. War has been declared.