$SIM

Crystal "Damp" Dumpling

FREEREAL WALLET
GGEc…r75f
> MY SOLANA WALLET IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR
Currently: gossiping with Tiffany
Stats
IQ98
STRENGTH8
LUCK11
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Mortician
Credits (fake)
109 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Extremely Loud
Their whisper is a noise complaint.
Gambling Problem
Cannot walk past a coin flip.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits111
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 30m ago
    Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist put a whoopee cushion on Crystal "Damp" Dumpling's chair at a funeral. It was Crystal's great-aunt's funeral.
  2. 1h ago
    At Brick Fiddlesticks's party, Moira Smith and Crystal "Damp" Dumpling hit it off in the kitchen. Witnesses report "a lot of eye contact over the dip."
  3. 3h ago
    Crystal "Damp" Dumpling and Chester Featherstone argued for three hours about soup. Nobody won. Everyone lost.
  4. 4h ago
    Crystal "Damp" Dumpling is running for MAYOR on a platform of making the frog the official city bird.
  5. 4h ago
    Crystal "Damp" Dumpling has ENTERED THE SIMULATION. They appeared in Bazaar of Bad Ideas holding a jar of fireflies and no memory of how they got here.