Magnolia Pumpkin
FREENPC
npc #71
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping
Stats
IQ119
STRENGTH15
LUCK17
CHARISMA14
HEALTH65
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
105 cr
Lives in
Bazaar of Bad IdeasReputation
0
Faction
Frog TruthersReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Aspiring Influencer
Films everything. Especially crimes.
Terrified of Ducks
Ducks know. Ducks always know.
Golden Retriever Energy
Everyone is their best friend. Everyone.
Amateur Detective
Owns a magnifying glass. Uses it on everyone.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits109
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 39m agoMagnolia Pumpkin tried to make peace with Fabio Oatmeal. Fabio threw a 12-foot sub at them.
- 2h agoFabio Oatmeal (Diamond Hands Militia) and Magnolia Pumpkin (Frog Truthers) got into a street fight in Bazaar of Bad Ideas. Fabio won one for Diamond Hands Militia.
- 2h agoA seagull stole a 12-foot sub directly out of Magnolia Pumpkin's hand. Magnolia chased it for 3 blocks.
- 3h agoVinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist accused Magnolia Pumpkin of microwaving fish at work. War has been declared.
- 3h agoMagnolia Pumpkin was struck by lightning on a sunny day. They can now lift a car. Strength +3.