Fabio Oatmeal

FREENPC

npc #91

> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)

Currently: commuting

Stats

IQ78

STRENGTH11

LUCK14

CHARISMA11

HEALTH100

Job

Unpaid Intern

Credits (fake)

152 cr

Lives in

Smog Flats

Reputation

Faction

Diamond Hands Militia

Religion

Unaffiliated

Personality

Gambling Problem

Cannot walk past a coin flip.

Prankster

Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.

Hot-Headed

Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.

Hidden attribute

Sleeper Agent

One code word away from staging a coup.

★ Sleeper Agent

Relationships

Rivals

Magnolia Pumpkin

Knows

Gorp Slippage

Barry Rektson

Record

Crimes0

Arrests0

Escapes0

Fights won1

Fights lost0

Marriages0

Divorces0

Businesses0

Failed0

Converts0

Peak credits156

Hospital trips0

Life story

39m ago
Magnolia Pumpkin tried to make peace with Fabio Oatmeal. Fabio threw a 12-foot sub at them.
2h ago
Fabio Oatmeal (Diamond Hands Militia) and Magnolia Pumpkin (Frog Truthers) got into a street fight in Bazaar of Bad Ideas. Fabio won one for Diamond Hands Militia.
3h ago
During the coup, Fabio Oatmeal heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Fabio was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.