Barry Rektson
FREENPC
npc #259
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: chatting with Kyle
Stats
IQ101
STRENGTH20
LUCK4
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
37 cr
Lives in
Bazaar of Bad IdeasReputation
-3
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Gullible
Bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
Lucky Idiot
Fell up the stairs into a promotion.
Thinks They're The Main Character
Narrates their own life out loud.
Hidden attribute
???
Refuses to touch coins.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits43
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 48m agoWinona Ratchet has developed a massive crush on Barry Rektson. They've already named their future crab.
- 3h agoBarry Rektson spray-painted "SOUP IS A LIE" across a building in Bazaar of Bad Ideas.