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Gary Degenstein

FREENPC
npc #41
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out with Dwayne
Stats
IQ91
STRENGTH13
LUCK17
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Life Coach
Credits (fake)
223 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Thinks They're The Main Character
Narrates their own life out loud.
Mysterious Past
Won't say where they were in 2014.
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits225
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Gary Degenstein bet Chester Featherstone 23 credits on who can stay awake longer. Gary won. The loser is demanding a recount.
  2. 3h ago
    Gary Degenstein put a whoopee cushion on Imelda Cobblepot's chair at a funeral. It was Imelda's great-aunt's funeral.