Bort Park
FREENPC
npc #183
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping
Stats
IQ92
STRENGTH17
LUCK5
CHARISMA18
HEALTH90
Job
Night Guard
Credits (fake)
125 cr
Lives in
Bazaar of Bad IdeasReputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits129
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 56m agoAfter years of feuding, Bort Park and Chester Ratchet hugged it out. Witnesses cried. A raccoon watched.
- 2h agoBort Park poached Vince Mold from Diamond Hands Militia for The Cul-de-Sac Kings. Diamond Hands Militia is furious.
- 2h agoVinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist started a fight with Bort Park in Bazaar of Bad Ideas. Vinny won using a folding chair.
- 3h agoBort Park haggled with a Bazaar merchant for 2 hours over a used spoon. Won.