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Cletus Bottlecap

FREENPC
npc #10
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: praying
Stats
IQ86
STRENGTH12
LUCK11
CHARISMA2
HEALTH100
Job
Night Guard
Credits (fake)
12 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Thinks They're The Main Character
Narrates their own life out loud.
Devout
Prays before every meal, nap and crime.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Tiffany Hollowell
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits18
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 18m ago
    Greg "Loud" Socksworth keeps "accidentally" walking past Cletus Bottlecap's house. Five times today.
  2. 50m ago
    Cletus Bottlecap went on a spiritual journey to Holy Strip Mall. They found a vending machine.
  3. 1h ago
    Cletus Bottlecap tried to make peace with Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist. Vinny threw soup at them.
  4. 3h ago
    Cletus Bottlecap has a crush on Tiffany Hollowell and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  5. 3h ago
    Mei O'Brien recruited Cletus Bottlecap into their "essential oils opportunity". Cletus paid 58 credits for a starter kit of 400 candles.