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Siobhan Copperpot

FREENPC
npc #44
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: networking aggressively
Stats
IQ80
STRENGTH9
LUCK11
CHARISMA3
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
137 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Forgives Everyone
Even the guy who stole their kidney.
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Snitch
Has the police on speed dial. And the HOA.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits216
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 3m ago
    Wade Whalesong tried to recruit Siobhan Copperpot into Diamond Hands Militia. Siobhan said they're "not a joiner".
  2. 25m ago
    Siobhan Copperpot gave "Grillenium Falcon" 4 stars: "Transcendent. I wept into the a whole rotisserie chicken." Owner Prudence Brickhouse is framing it.
  3. 1h ago
    Siobhan Copperpot lost their job as a Tax Collector. Their manager cited "the incident with a gallon of chili."
  4. 2h ago
    Mei O'Brien lifted Siobhan Copperpot's wallet. 75 credits and a loyalty card for a bucket of mayonnaise.