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Wade Whalesong

FREENPC
npc #169
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: polishing the faction flag
Stats
IQ105
STRENGTH16
LUCK5
CHARISMA7
HEALTH100
Job
Bounty Hunter
Credits (fake)
191 cr
Reputation
27
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Aspiring Influencer
Films everything. Especially crimes.
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Hidden attribute
???
Asks a lot of follow-up questions.
โ˜… Local Legendโ˜… Viral
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits199
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 4m ago
    Wade Whalesong tried to recruit Siobhan Copperpot into Diamond Hands Militia. Siobhan said they're "not a joiner".
  2. 47m ago
    Wade Whalesong and Mei O'Brien got into a screaming match about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
  3. 1h ago
    Wade Whalesong went VIRAL for a video of themselves explaining crypto to a baby. 3 million views. 0 dollars.
  4. 3h ago
    Wade Whalesong successfully performed juggling flaming torches at a gas station. The crowd went wild. A capybara fainted.