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Giuseppe Featherstone

FREENPC
npc #179
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: resting
Stats
IQ97
STRENGTH16
LUCK5
CHARISMA3
HEALTH100
Job
Fisherman
Credits (fake)
-11 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
3
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Procrastinator
Will read this trait later.
Forgives Everyone
Even the guy who stole their kidney.
Overconfident
Thinks they could land a plane.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits39
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 57m ago
    Tammy Nodule and Giuseppe Featherstone have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  2. 1h ago
    Giuseppe Featherstone read a book called "How to Be Smart" and is now 1 IQ point smarter. Results may vary.
  3. 2h ago
    Giuseppe Featherstone danced at The Mempool until their transaction confirmed.
  4. 2h ago
    Winona Ratchet told Vinny "Double Parked" Diamondfist that Giuseppe Featherstone has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  5. 3h ago
    Giuseppe Featherstone bet Todd Fishsticks 44 credits on whether it will rain soup. Todd won. The loser is demanding a recount.