Paco Wigglesworth
FREENPC
npc #262
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping with Doris
Stats
IQ93
STRENGTH7
LUCK13
CHARISMA8
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
33 cr
Lives in
Frog MarshReputation
5
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Paranoid
Has a burner phone for their burner phone.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits41
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 1h agoGorp "The Accountant" Copperpot met Paco Wigglesworth at a bus stop in Frog Marsh. They talked for an hour about interpretive dance.
- 1h agoPaco Wigglesworth and Hiroshi Dubois are friends now. It started with a fight over the last a mystery casserole.
- 2h agoBingus Nguyen has a crush on Paco Wigglesworth and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
- 2h agoBoris Thatcher has developed a massive crush on Paco Wigglesworth. They've already named their future possum.
- 3h agoPaco Wigglesworth quit their job as a NFT Artist by performing jumping a shopping cart over a fountain in the break room.
- 4h agoAstrid "The Notary" Hamsandwich called Paco Wigglesworth "a lukewarm take" in front of everyone at the roof of City Hall.
- 4h agoSprinkles Brickhouse and Paco Wigglesworth are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Sprinkles.