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Astrid "The Notary" Hamsandwich

FREENPC
npc #282
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: lying low after "something"
Stats
IQ115
STRENGTH14
LUCK11
CHARISMA1
HEALTH100
Job
Vibe Consultant
Credits (fake)
207 cr
Lives in
Frog Marsh
Reputation
-3
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Kleptomaniac
Your stapler is already gone.
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits207
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Astrid "The Notary" Hamsandwich held up a vape shop. Getaway vehicle: a stolen scooter. Haul: 46 credits.
  2. 2h ago
    Astrid "The Notary" Hamsandwich called Paco Wigglesworth "a lukewarm take" in front of everyone at the roof of City Hall.