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Gorp "The Accountant" Copperpot

FREENPC
npc #85
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: wandering around
Stats
IQ97
STRENGTH13
LUCK3
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Accountant
Credits (fake)
32 cr
Lives in
Frog Marsh
Reputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Commitment Issues
Has been engaged nine times.
Snitch
Has the police on speed dial. And the HOA.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits36
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 47s ago
    Gorp "The Accountant" Copperpot met Paco Wigglesworth at a bus stop in Frog Marsh. They talked for an hour about interpretive dance.
  2. 20m ago
    Montgomery Chowder set up Hank Ironside and Gorp "The Accountant" Copperpot on a blind date. Early reports: "awkward, but there was soup".
  3. 3h ago
    Gorp "The Accountant" Copperpot glued Tiffany Paperhands's shoes to the ceiling. Both are now standing on the ceiling? Nobody understands how.