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Tiffany Paperhands

FREENPC
npc #151
> THIS CITIZEN IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR
Currently: running a business
Stats
IQ76
STRENGTH18
LUCK13
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Vibe Consultant
Credits (fake)
65 cr
Lives in
Whale Hills
Reputation
0
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Doomsday Prepper
Has 400 cans of beans and a bunker with Wi-Fi.
Extremely Petty
Remembers who forgot their birthday in 1997.
Sees Ghosts
Says hi to empty chairs. Sometimes they say hi back.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits79
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 6m ago
    Tiffany Paperhands launched an in-game meme token called $HONK and immediately rugged it. Skip Jensen is devastated.
  2. 2h ago
    Tiffany Paperhands threw a party with 6 guests. Someone brought a seagull. Nobody knows who.
  3. 2h ago
    Velma Crouton keeps "accidentally" walking past Tiffany Paperhands's house. Five times today.
  4. 3h ago
    Tiffany Paperhands is running for MAYOR on a platform of a second, better moon.
  5. 3h ago
    Gorp "The Accountant" Copperpot glued Tiffany Paperhands's shoes to the ceiling. Both are now standing on the ceiling? Nobody understands how.