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Sal McBagholder

FREENPC
npc #51
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ130
STRENGTH10
LUCK5
CHARISMA14
HEALTH76
Job
Mortician
Credits (fake)
148 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Greedy
Charges friends for advice.
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits152
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 32m ago
    Sal McBagholder accidentally became the best Mortician in the district for exactly one afternoon.
  2. 1h ago
    Sal McBagholder has developed a massive crush on Ignatius "Double Parked" Butterbean. They've already named their future raccoon.
  3. 2h ago
    Sal McBagholder hit a hot streak at cards and won 17 credits. They are telling everyone they "have a system".
  4. 3h ago
    Sal McBagholder had a workplace accident involving a stapler and their own pride.