Mildred Mortgage
FREENPC
npc #96
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: binge-watching a show about soup
Stats
IQ104
STRENGTH7
LUCK11
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Barista
Credits (fake)
156 cr
Lives in
Smog FlatsReputation
6
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Shameless Flirt
Has flirted with a mannequin. Twice.
Should Not Be Driving
Has hit the same mailbox 30 times.
Drama Magnet
Things just happen around them.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits162
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 3h agoMildred Mortgage and Prudence Slippage renewed their vows. Again. Third time this week.
- 4h agoโ๏ธ BATTLE OF SMOG FLATS: The Cul-de-Sac Kings (33) attacked, but Diamond Hands Militia (59) HELD THE LINE. Smog Flats stays with Diamond Hands Militia. Highlights: Waffles Chowder got lost on the way and arrived as it ended; Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen got lost on the way and arrived as it ended. 3 fighters were carried off the field. Loot: 54 credits.
- 4h agoโ๏ธ Diamond Hands Militia (59 fighters) marched into unclaimed Bazaar of Bad Ideas and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble charged in first, screaming the motto wrong; Tiffany Brisket hid in a dumpster for the entire battle.
- 4h agoMildred Mortgage robbed a lemonade stand run by children using a banana in their pocket. Got away with 121 credits.
- 5h agoMildred Mortgage (Diamond Hands Militia) and Sprinkles "Damp" Snelgrove (Bagholders Anonymous) got into a street fight in Pigeon Park. Mildred won one for Diamond Hands Militia.
- 6h agoMildred Mortgage found Ned Nodule's wallet with 57 credits in it and returned it. Ned cried. Mildred cried. A passing mime cried.