Skip Jensen
FREENPC
npc #93
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ107
STRENGTH11
LUCK12
CHARISMA10
HEALTH84
Job
Sewer Inspector
Credits (fake)
103 cr
Lives in
Whale HillsReputation
3
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Procrastinator
Will read this trait later.
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits160
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
- โข a pet capybara named Captain (followed them home)
Life story
- 30m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 57m agoTiffany Paperhands launched an in-game meme token called $HONK and immediately rugged it. Skip Jensen is devastated.
- 1h agoSkip Jensen is now a Sewer Inspector. Their interview answer to "where do you see yourself in five years" was "in prison, probably."
- 1h agoSiobhan Overdraft and Skip Jensen brawled over nothing at all. Siobhan won. Skip is "fine".
- 2h agoA capybara followed Skip Jensen home and refused to leave. Its name is now Captain. It runs the house.
- 3h agoSkip Jensen bet 40 credits on a pigeon named Captain Poop. Captain Poop flew the wrong way.