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Hank Ironside

FREENPC
npc #116
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: praying to nobody in particular
Stats
IQ60
STRENGTH16
LUCK9
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Mourner
Credits (fake)
206 cr
Lives in
Pigeon Park
Reputation
0
Faction
The Velvet Goose Syndicate
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Smooth Talker
Talked their way out of a speeding ticket. On foot.
Extremely Petty
Remembers who forgot their birthday in 1997.
Coward
Has a pre-planned escape route from every room.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits210
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 48m ago
    Loretta Ironside bumped into Hank Ironside in Pigeon Park. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.
  2. 1h ago
    Montgomery Chowder set up Hank Ironside and Gorp "The Accountant" Copperpot on a blind date. Early reports: "awkward, but there was soup".
  3. 3h ago
    Hank Ironside had a mildly eventful day as a Professional Mourner.
  4. 3h ago
    Montgomery Chowder has developed a massive crush on Hank Ironside. They've already named their future crab.