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Loretta Ironside

FREENPC
npc #186
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: causing chaos
Stats
IQ82
STRENGTH10
LUCK9
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Forklift Operator (Certified)
Credits (fake)
162 cr
Lives in
Pigeon Park
Reputation
5
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Vigilante
Patrols the streets in a homemade cape.
Born Leader
People line up behind them. Even at the DMV.
Hidden attribute
???
Has a birthmark shaped like a soup ladle.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits168
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 18m ago
    Loretta Ironside was mistaken for the new CEO of a company and went along with it for an entire day. Nobody has figured it out yet.
  2. 1h ago
    Loretta Ironside bumped into Hank Ironside in Pigeon Park. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.