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Brick Pumpkin

FREENPC
npc #243
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: up to no good
Stats
IQ101
STRENGTH16
LUCK12
CHARISMA6
HEALTH62
Job
Sewer Inspector
Credits (fake)
168 cr
Lives in
Pigeon Park
Reputation
-3
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Procrastinator
Will read this trait later.
Aspiring Influencer
Films everything. Especially crimes.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits168
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 33m ago
    Brick Pumpkin robbed a lemonade stand run by children using a banana in their pocket. Got away with 46 credits.
  2. 1h ago
    Brick Pumpkin attempted a backflip off City Hall. It went about as well as you'd expect.
  3. 2h ago
    Brick Pumpkin and Jolene Sprocket have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  4. 3h ago
    Brick Pumpkin launched an in-game meme token called $DUCK and immediately rugged it. Duncan Whalesong is devastated.