Jolene Sprocket
FREENPC
npc #104
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: updating a corkboard of red string
Stats
IQ111
STRENGTH3
LUCK10
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Fisherman
Credits (fake)
-16 cr
Lives in
Pigeon ParkReputation
3
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Method Actor
Has been "in character" as a lawyer for six years.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Holds Grudges Forever
Has a list. You are on it.
Hidden attribute
???
Has a birthmark shaped like a soup ladle.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits26
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
- โข a pet frog named Princess Fluff (followed them home)
Life story
- 7m agoJolene Sprocket sued Cletus Duckbane for emotional damages. The case was thrown out. So was Jolene, physically, from the courthouse.
- 27m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 1h agoJolene Sprocket started a food fight in Pigeon Park by throwing a single shrimp at Bernadette Kowalski. Kimberly "The Raccoon" Pickleton caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.
- 3h agoJolene Sprocket and Cletus Duckbane are friends now. It started with a fight over the last gas station sushi.
- 3h agoBrick Pumpkin and Jolene Sprocket have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
- 4h agoA frog followed Jolene Sprocket home and refused to leave. Its name is now Princess Fluff. It runs the house.