Duncan Whalesong
IN PRISONNPC
npc #75
> THIS CITIZEN IS CURRENTLY IN PRISON
Currently: staring at the wall of their cell
Stats
IQ113
STRENGTH8
LUCK9
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
18 cr
Lives in
Prison IslandReputation
-3
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Drama Magnet
Things just happen around them.
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests1
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits63
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 59m agoSprinkles "Damp" Snelgrove snitched on Duncan Whalesong for pickpocketing. Duncan has been arrested and has added Sprinkles to "the list".
- 1h agoDuncan Whalesong bet Rosa Pennywhistle 43 credits on whether the mayor wears a wig. Rosa won. The loser is demanding a recount.
- 2h agoBernadette Kowalski bumped into Duncan Whalesong in Pigeon Park. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.
- 2h agoDuncan Whalesong lifted Phyllis Pickering's wallet. 65 credits and a loyalty card for a mystery casserole.
- 3h agoBrick Pumpkin launched an in-game meme token called $DUCK and immediately rugged it. Duncan Whalesong is devastated.
- 3h agoDuncan Whalesong was let go as a Professional Line Stander. Security escorted them out. They took a stapler on the way.