Gertrude Escrow
FREENPC
npc #45
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: counting their losses
Stats
IQ127
STRENGTH11
LUCK17
CHARISMA12
HEALTH53
Job
Data Entry Specialist
Credits (fake)
23 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
-5
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
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Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits39
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 26m agoBrick Pumpkin started a podcast with Gertrude Escrow called "The Frog Files". Episode 1 is four hours long. Listeners: 2.
- 38m agoSeamus Noodleman challenged Gertrude Escrow to a DUEL with chess (violent) at high noon in Civic Center. Seamus was victorious. Gertrude demands a rematch.
- 47m agoGertrude Escrow bet 10 credits on a pair of twos. It was not enough.
- 2h agoGertrude Escrow and Seamus Noodleman argued for three hours about soup. Nobody won. Everyone lost.
- 3h agoFabio O'Brien met Gertrude Escrow at a bus stop in Civic Center. They talked for an hour about chess boxing.
- 3h agoGertrude Escrow had a workplace accident involving a stapler and their own pride.
- 3h agoDuring the coup, Gertrude Escrow heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Gertrude was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.